Most girls had at least one Barbie. If you did not have one, you had to be a tomboy and like fixing cars right? She was the first doll to have breasts that was marketed towards children, and she was not even allowed nipples. And she only got a belly button in 2000 (Wood, 2002). Barbie was created with the vision for little girls to look like her. No wonder people are so obsessed with being thin and having the perfect waist. I mean Barbie and my mom is the same age. And even though my mom looks absolutely amazing for her age...she just doesn’t compare. (At least my mom is real) Oh, and Barbie is actually based on a sex magazine.
Apparently Barbie won’t even be able to stand, and she has a pretty huge head for such a little neck. Her waist is too small to have intestines. (But taking that she has a empty head, they could probably fit everything in there) This is sure someone to look up to, taking that she would about 2 metres.
Barbie is beautiful has a lot friends has an awesome boyfriend. She can have any socially accepted career...or did I miss the Plumber Barbie, Lesbian Barbie, or Jail warden Barbie?
You can wear everything Barbie, you can sleep Barbie. Yet they do not promote the heels that only Barbie can wear to little girls.
At least I would prefer Barbie to a Bratz character. They don’t even have friggin noses.
BLONDE JOKE OF THE DAY
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are running from the cops. They hide on a potato farm. They crawl into some potato bags. The first cop pokes the bag with the brunette in it. She says, "Meow." The cop confirms that it is just a cat. The second cop pokes the bag with the redhead in it. She says, "Woof." The cop says that it is just a dog. The third cop pokes the bag with the blonde in it. She say in her sweetest voice, "Potato."
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